turning water into fire, farrari’s, and how i plan to conquer the world, one boomclap! at a time.

"what the hell did YOU drive to work?"

if sitting behind the wheel of a 200K vehicle doesn’t inspire you to get up, get out, and get something,  brush the dust off  ya shoulders before you get all

horses

the way turnt up about this paper, then frankly, you need to do the rest of us ambitious types a favor and kill ya self.

the color of SEX

thats how i felt when this guy brought in his beautiful farrarri f450 into my detail shop the other day. as i marveled at this beautiful machine i jus had to think to myself ..

” WTF am i waiting on????”

“mutha f*ckas out here got real money! living the dream!

datin models and shit!!”

and we a bunch a dudes walkin around here like it aint nothin

well no more i say!

as i watched many of my co workers fawn over this piece of shiny red metallic sex many of whom have been working in that establishment for way too long .

i noticed that ive never wanted to be more unlike somebody in my life.

in that instant, what i wanted for my self and what i absolutely do not want for myself were both present

sharing the same space..

i feel renewed

i feel better now that it looks like ill be getting back in a new studio

i feel even better that i am placing my self in a position to build my own mobile recording studio rig

i bet ill even get to date a model…lol

even if they challenge you to build a fire…but only provide a glass of water as means to do so..you better make sure yo ass got the hottest water in the city.

ayo! Karati

keeping up with the JONSEYS(the night iz ours)

Roosevelts

money in my pocket-check

fresh outfit-check

fresh line up-check

invite to party-check

directions to said party- not so much..

if this was any indication of how my night was going to be then i was in serious trouble. its bad enough i apparently have no sense of direction but as i turns out i cant follow simple instructions either. never the less my lack of navigation not withstanding i was able to locate the Roosevelts venue where i heard fresh, up and coming music  acts such as Jonsey, Sodot, Scholor, BSP, and Mark Gains were going to put there thang down on stage and under them bright lights

there swag was definitely turnt up to 1000.

the ladies were definitely in attendance

..the shoe game was poppin the music was poppin the coronas were $4 dollars

..not poppin

but you know ya boy definitely got his swerve on(as they say down south) sippin on the cranberry goose(matching my fire red POLO i might add) lookin like a million bucks($100 dollars to be exact)

Dj Mr Miami kept the floor jumpin while artist like scholor lived up to his namesake droppin tracks and giving out lyrical home work assignments to would be challengers.

Sodot tore it down bringing back that east coast BOOM BAP

BSP got thier shine on with there joint “the pharmasist”

and that boy Jonsey kept it live with his 5 song set

the  highlight being when Jonsey was accompanied by that bol  Mark Gains for an awesome performance of  “the night iz ours”  with the production being on point, and the Roosevelt crowd giving decent energy,  i could definitely see this song getting serious rotation..

the night as a whole was a success for all those who performed and came out to show thier support. there needs to be more venues willing to showcase local talent out here because theres definitely potential.

i hope to keep seeing these artists do thier thang..

now all i got to do iz find my way back home

jonsey get em

the lovely colleen

beautiful laura

i think i felt a boob..

making time

the date : april 9

the event: making time warehouse project

who: DJ Dave P, SonicC,

chicks: most definitely

inebriation: turnt up to 1000

theres really not a whole lot to be said considering the whole event was like a mystical mash up of deep sub bass, weed smoke, four dollar redbull and vodka drinks(i swear i had like 50 of em)cigarettes and sex(not me unfortunately)

so as you can see i am still feeling the effects of that night and i really really hope they could do it again (plus i wanna fix that whole not having sex thing)  but even so the DJs DaveP and SonicC tore that shit up, i believe if im not mistaken during SonicC set he dropped freestyle classic “show me love” and i just went bannanas (no sh*t i just finished cleaning the stains out of my brand new Pumas)

that being said the illpill records crew was definantly in effect(do they even say that anymore) my man 215jumpstreet- definitely on a space ship my man sleetwalker- definitely on a space ship-my man Fly definitely on a space ship (and on some other things i will not go into detail here lets just say her ass better have a sister) and of course ya boy Karati-on that space ship as well spittin mad game to the shortys(now i know they dont say that shit any more lol)

but yeah the whole night for me was amazing..although specific events were a bit hazy due to the intoxicants i still think

i felt a boob..

oh that Jesus

i never celebrated easter. as a matter of fact i haven’t believed in the easter bunny for at least 3 years (i couldnt fathom the whole rabbit hiding painted hard boiled eggs) however i was pleased to find out that i had been invited to an italian easter feast held at the ill pill records compound

i mean they laid it out thick for ya boy. they had the lamb the ham(which i didnt eat)some italian ravioli type joints with the spinach i dont know what there were called but so what..it was delicious . momz sure can burn..

but while i was there devouring all manners of goodness the ill pill records crew kept going on and on about how Twitter was the wave of the future and that when Jesus returns hell prolly announce it via re tweets (not really. we all know that Jesus still stuck myspace) now i dont say this to be blasphemous (yes i do) but the guys at ill pill all but muscled me into starting a twitter acct. (it must be an Italian thing lol)

so there you have it ive been convinced that i can convince you to like me in 140 char. or less when  i barely like myself (and ive known me for like a couple  years already) it has also become apparent that i have just signed to ill pill records a dance/ electronica label i mean the whole negotiations were rather brief i supposed- it was kinda hard to hear them talkin while i was  chewin a moist piece of lamb.(he had mentioned somthin on face book about a chicken. I SAW No chicken!!!) but any way while i was lettin my stomach digest ya boy became a signed artist HA! take that haters

ps follow me on twitter.com/ay0_karati

i got my own toilet paper now, b***hes!

there’s nothing like taking a sh*t in your own house. There’s nothing like not having to worry about whether your cell mate thinks you should change your diet or not { less cheesy noodles and more air freshener is needed i suppose}

there’s nothing like sitting on your porch until the sun sets without having to worry about making it back to the half way house on time. theres nothing like the look on your cell mates faces when they finally see that yo stank ass is leavin{i know they miss me}

after a week of lock down, fighting with staff, and suffering from a mild case of depression, im finally home yall; and if any of you happen to be law enforcement you can kiss my ass {both sides}

over the course of the rest of my life i will be observing the music game and the fashion game relentlessly and i will be talking mad sh*t

now that i have more time on my hands i will begin my journey. first by getting a damn job so i can finally purchase that keyboard.

second, getting NinjaSchoolYard on Deck as well as shake the sh*t out the industry by recording this damn mixtape {finally}.

Pray for me yall these streets out here is cold and i refuse to go back to jail. i got to do this for my peoples and this is my last chance at this sh*t.

i will be Brave

…

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage”

Anias Nin

lil waynes new chopper city

So lil wayne  got some new choppers huh? Now I dunno maybe its only me but I think that dental reconstruction surgery was a convienient way to keep his lil ass outta jail. I mean if he didn’t want to go to jail he shoudna took that gun charge for his man{ tryin to boost his thin ass street cred  } but then again ive had first hand experience in dealing with these overzealous dentistry practitioners behind jail walls –lets just say I don’t know that you need much schooling to pull a persons teeth out forgoing any other method of treatment{true story I heard a dude got like three teeth pulled when he just went to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned} so I guess wayne felt  it behooved him to get his roots done prior to his incarceration -besides them doctors in the jail prolly woulda drugged his lil ass and pocketed all them diamonds– I know I would have-

what was it like 8 root canals??? I bet his shit was smelling like the dirty south for real-at least now heel have a legitimate reason to bust all the scrips for percacets

i jus had to talk a lil sh*t-

i dig lil wayne {im jus afraid he might try to bite me with that busted ass furniture}

enroll in Ninja School NOW!

music music music Im f*n Mozart with this sh*t{well i will be once i perfect playing my scales}

I am the leader, overruler,overseer, and all around cool boy when it comes to my production

company NinjaSchoolYard {est. like a week ago-no bull sh*t i just started researching names}

but any wayz It seems already while my burgeoning empire is still in its infancy{puff, look at me

i said} ive already encountered a minor coup {which is astonishing considering im the only

employee}my soon to be partner, super underground producer, Benny {myspace.
com/futuretroproductions

has decided to vear to the left when deciding on a name for the production company

{were just going to let him pretend like I didnt already discuss the name with him already}

well the name he chose..for all of you who scored high in reading comp in school..you guessed it

futuretro productions????????????

{hes sooo going to be mad at me for this post..lol}

and so that all my readers know futurtro productions is not NINJA SCHOOL YARD. {so dont

start asking me.. we got swords and sh*t.serious.}.

i feel in the bottom of my heart NSY {i got tired of typing it} is more awsomer {tm}

plus it just rolls of tongue no disrespect to my man benny but i just wanted to talk a lil sh*t  so

after you read this post go to myspace.com/futuretroproductions
and hear him do his thing

{im such a cool friend}

iron grips and gummi bears

Peep this yall this big gay{literaly}fat black mutha fukka is holding up my
progress

-Let me explain they got this “guard” aka “turnkey” at the Halfway house Im at, who all suspect is a lil on the gay side I mean theres nothing wrong with being gay if thats what floats your boat, but Im not going to make this mutha fukkas day by begging for whats rightfully mine
{no homoX100}

The thing that im speaking of is a CD sent from my producer in california {myspace.com/blueeyedrifter} to me for me to work on the new sleepwalker album.  my man Benny sent me a bunch of songs and this big gummy bear lookin dude got it in his sweaty iron grip. This guy keeps tellin me he got to check it for contraband like what the hell does that mean. I mean I understand you
shoudnt be receiving any guns drugs or smut {which i love by the way} in these institutions  but gaddamn a CD tho .

where they do that at?

this dude like really in the way forreal. Me and Benny have been in discussion about this sleepwalker album since ancient times and now the only thing stoppin me is this 6’4″ 300 lbs homosexual

who only took the job so he could watch men all day

im like look jus let me get whats mine and while your at it stop cheek watchin you perv

thas all i jus had to get that off my chest

home coming king

You are not judged on the height you have risen- But from the depth you have climbed -Fredrick Douglass

i have risen from the depths of the dungeon. i have witnessed time

slowly crawling by at a pace befitting a snail i have experienced

pain. watched close homies die behind the wall never again to

breath fresh air. ive seen grown men cry to sleep or worse yet cry

themselves awake. this was my reality. ive been shackled dragged

and hand cuffed but yet im here to tell it to you. these words ring

true. while in prison i made a living drawing paper cards for people

and their loved ones it was there i discovered my love for music

and fashion and i guess it was because my creative outlet was the

only thing that remained that had a spark when everything else in

my life grew dark. i was fortunate to reconnect with my long time

friend who inspired me to begin writing music,and thanks to cable i

was able to catch next top model every week and watch beautiful

women strut there stuff- perhaps thats the reason i want to get into

fashion but sh*t can you blame me? Im from California born and

raised now living in the city of brotherly thugs{Philly} tryin to

survive and find a way to afford a pair of  Dolce and Gabbana

sneaks i seen on a website the other day while under state

supervision. i am in no way a fashion expert-yet-but i will tell you if

you steppin out the house lookin like dookie stain little sister for

real. ive written so much music since being incarcerated that i cant

wait to share it with the world- just as soon as i get a job, get some

money, get a keyboard,learn how to play said keyboard-oh what

the hell its gon be a minute till i get some music poppin – or maybe

not{holla at me futuretroproductions.com}but any wayz untill i do

ill make sure to let you know whats on my mind along the way…..